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A metro shaped like an ashtray, so smoke comes out the windows.
A six picture set of different pot holes. With a lovely seventh showing a street cave-in.
A bus stop 24 clock that flashes every ten minutes, but never sees a bus.
A beach umbrella with a price tag attached. (What were they? $58K each?)
Green paint, so you can paint your own “green park” like the Plateau.
A Bicycle green “walk your bicycle sign” that no one seem to understand.
A jaywalking ticket (rare).
A bicycle crossing on a red light ticket (rare).
A mouse trap, signed by all the members of Project Montreal.
Menus from all the defunct restaurants on St-Laurent, Park Avenue and Prince Arthur.
A keychain model of Pauline Marois’s mansion, for the key to your apartment.
A copy of Montreal’s budget, for heating homes in the winter.
A Bus that won’t melt when it rains…cuz when it rains STM buses seem to disappear
A “Driving in a city for Dummies” book – still in wrapping
A bicycle on the sidewalk ticket (really rare)
@Ephraim living in Montreal seems like a terrible burden for you, why don’t you move?
I dunno, I found Ephraim’s list pretty funny, myself. It’s a fine line between bitching & tongue-in-cheek communally self-deprecating humour I suppose.
@Jack – I love Montreal. Think it could be run better, much better. Same thing with the education system. Could it be a better city? Absolutely. We don’t live in utopia. But nothing wrong with laughing at your failings either.
I would counter your walk-your-bycicle sign with a walk-your-car sign.
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