Life jackets mandatory for all kids

Since the mishap Wednesday kids who can’t swim on a cursory test will have to wear a life-jacket at all times at the Jean-Drapeau beach. (CTV seems to have a problem here with a slightly nonobjective headline: Young beachgoers forced into life-jackets.)

But I have a question: if you can’t swim, how the hell are you going to learn if you’re wearing a buoyancy device?